Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Perfect White Trash Accessory!!!!

As I was perusing blogs today I came across this.


I couldn't believe it either. I just don't know what to say.

Back in the day when I worked at Zack's & Sam's there were plenty of times that women pulled money & credit cards out of their bra. Each & every time I was thoroughly disgusted. Each & every time I wanted to say "GET A PURSE"!!!! I mean seriously, you can get a cheap purse. I've got about a million & one that I'd be happy to donate if it means no more going to your bra to give me money. Carrying a purse has to be more comfortable than having stuff crammed in your bra. I've seen cell phones stuck in there too. People, a bra is for boobs not money & accessories!  

"Tuck away your stuff, then discreetly hide it in your own bra" 
 Hmmm, then you're going to indiscreetly pull all your crap out of it in front of me!!!! Not to mention, if you put all that crap in your "caddy" you're going to look like you have 3 boobs!

"Ask about custom designs" - WTH???

What else is unbelievable about this ingenious (that's sarcasm people) invention?? It's $29.95!!
SURELY, people aren't paying that for this??
 This gives a whole new meaning to the term "you can find anything on the internet".

Toodles!

7 comments:

  1. I wonder if people buy that?

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  2. OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! I'M DYING LAUGHING OVER HERE!!!!! I love the play by play you've provided!!! Nothing is more gross than receiving money from someone's cleavage but I have used "God's pocket" before when going out. You'll be happy to know I got a clutch that I take out with me now!!

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  3. Thank goodness we had Ian!!!

    Kristin - I hope nobody is buying this thing!!

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  4. Here's the sad thing... I can think of one person I work with that would purchase this (not in my department). This person has tattoos all over them and they have Brenda and Snake as a license plate on the front of their car!!! Yeap, WT!

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  5. OH my! This is hilarious- and NASTY! :)

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  6. Wrong, Allison....there IS something more gross than receiving money from inside someone's bra....and that is receiving money from someone's SHOE. FEET SWEAT! When Jake was in middle school, I worked in the office. Several times students would do this. Damp bills. Yuck.
    (Guess many of them still didn't have bras!!)

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  7. EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That is gross!!!

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