Roatan = EPIC FAIL!!! We had big plans for Roatan. We had a zip line excursion set up, along with beach time & playing with monkeys. Yes, monkeys. I was so looking forward to this. The zip line, the monkeys, not so much. I wanted to zip line on the last cruise but was out voted. If one more person tells me no biggie, I can go to Livingston Parish & zip line I'm going to punch them in the face. For those of you that don't know, Livingston Parish is about 30 mins. away from my house but I digress. We got up at the crack of dawn & was ready to get off the ship at 8:00. Roatan was another place that we had to tender in. The tenders were the life boats.