I HATE Vince Vaughn

All week I've been posting pictures of beautiful water & all the great places we went on the cruise. Well, there were some not so beautiful pictures as well. We saw lots of people wearing stuff they shouldn't have been. Here are some from Cozumel. This was the only place I could pretend to take pictures of the water when actually taking pictures of people that were grossing me out.



Then there was this one.


Really? What are people thinking?

Saturday night was our first get together of 2010 with "The Worst Book Club Ever". We have some new members too. It was at Allison's house & just about everyone was there. At one point we were actually discussing books & sounded like we could've been a real book club. It was disturbing.

We had a coupon from Directv that was expiring today for a free pay per view movie. We were checking out what was available & I saw Four Christmases. I wanted to see this movie when it was in the theaters but I didn't so we ordered it. Now, Vince Vaughn annoys me. Like really annoys me. The incessant talking drives me crazy. Dean reminded me of this but I said it would be ok. I like Wedding Crashers & The Breakup so I thought I could handle it. Besides Reese is in it. I love Reese. I mean SURELY he can't be that way in EVERY movie he's in. Yeh, well, I was wrong. He's exactly like that in every movie. So much so that I got on the computer & imdb'd him to see if he's the writer of these movies. FYI - he's not. Apparently, and this is just an assumption on my part, he ad libs. I mean really, what else could it be? These writers can't be writing these movies strictly thinking Vince is the only person that can play the part can they? I don't recommend this movie. It wasn't good. Dean didn't even like it & he doesn't have any preconceived hatred of Vince. I'm just glad I'm not paying for it.

Toodles!

Cozumel

Friday morning when we woke up we were docked in Cozumel. I took a couple of pictures from the ship.



We had an excursion booked & it was one that I wasn't looking forward to. Maybe I shouldn't say I wasn't looking forward to it, I just had zero expectations. That way I wouldn't be disappointed. It was a cooking class. That's right, we were paying someone to teach us how to cook an authentic mexican meal. Everyone knows I don't cook, I don't like to cook, I don't really want to learn to cook & I don't eat authentic Mexican food. See why I didn't have any expectations??

We had to take a bus to what they called a resort. It was really just a park but it was nice. This is a picture while we were waiting for the bus.


At the resort/park there was a restaurant, a pool & of course beautiful water & a nice beach. They brought us to a room that had windows everywhere so we could see the water. It had all these little cooking stations & there were 4 people per station. Perfect since there were 4 of us.


The first thing we had to do was put this on


Don't I look thrilled? Chef Luis insisted we wear them the entire time. I was ponytailing it that day so I guess it didn't really matter. He proceeded to teach us. He was very funny. Our main course was fish wrapped in a banana leaf. Here's Dean cooking. Not an unusual sight at all.


Here's proof that I really did participate.


He also taught us about presentation.




These were the tortilla's we cooked to make our appetizer. If you notice the skinny legs in the background, they belong to one of the gay guys on the cruise. His presentation was UNBELIEVABLE! It was amazing how pretty he made his plate with that red dye!


This was the appetizer once it was done. It was REALLY good.


This was dessert.


It's cookies layered with rice pudding with cinnamon sticks as a topper. It was good if you like rice pudding.

Here's me & Chef Luis.


Doesn't he look about 12? He studied in Paris which to me is really strange considering he's teaching us how to cook mexican food in Mexico. Anyway, we had such a good time in this class. I highly recommend it. See what happens when you have no expectations!

I was a little startled when class was over & we went to the place where we'd eat. This thing was sitting right outside the door.


After we ate, there was a little mexican walking around with an iguana asking if you wanted to take a picture holding it. Ummm, no thanks dude. I certainly wasn't interested but then Cliff informed us that iguana's are carriers of salmonella. I guess that's one the reason the ship makes that announcement that you can't bring animals back on the boat.

Here are some pictures of the water!



We took the bus back to the port & did a little shopping. There was a band playing.


Carlos 'n Charlie's & Senor Frogs were in the shopping area so we went to Carlos 'n Charlie's for a drink.


Dean's starting to age & his eyes aren't as young as they once were. When the waiter brought the menu & he couldn't read it in the dark they brought him this.


These were the largest & cheapest drinks we had the whole week! Only $27!!!! Dean got nervous when the waiter brought the ticket & it said $365. It was in peso's not dollars!!!



I'm still amazed at the water.




That takes care of all of the ports we visited & the excursions we did. We had a fabulous time & I highly recommend it!